Do we sense a trend ...?

Grace, Nadine, and Tim in Los Angeles:

Ki D: gracie!
Ki D: why are you on Nade's comp?
NaDe: sad
NaDe: but true
NaDe: why wouldn't she?
NaDe: tim and grace are over
NaDe: and she's taking over the comp
NaDe: and tim's showing me stuff
NaDe: and we're taking shots
NaDe: on a wed night
NaDe: because i took the whole day off!!
NaDe: whatya doing?
NaDe: "ask her why she's online"
Ki D: why are you online?
Ki D: hahaha
Ki D: or are you asking me why I'm online?
NaDe wants to directly connect.
NaDe is now directly connected.
Ki D : yay! drunken asians!
Ki D : are you all pink and happy?
NaDe:
















NaDe: taken about 20 min ago
Ki D: LOL
Ki D: BEST picture ever!
NaDe: see why you have to move back here?
Ki D: so I can be thoroughly frightened by grace trying to look like a t-shirt?
NaDe: karate chop!
Ki D: what the ... ?
NaDe: tim's roomie just called
NaDe: to make sure he wasn't dead in the gutter
NaDe: bc apparently he doesn't go out past 8
NaDe: so 11 is really out of the norm
NaDe: how cute is that?!?!?!
Ki D: HAHAHHAHA
Ki D: awwwww .... cute!
Ki D: Timmy must feel so loved!
NaDe: he does
\NaDe: he's the one who said "how cute!"
Ki D: hahahah
NaDe: kritsinta, you have to come here to live
NaDe: and feed us
NaDe: grace is hungry for babies
NaDe: and...LOVE?
Ki D: I don't have any babies
NaDe: for you?!
Ki D: she doesn't want my love
NaDe: come back here
Ki D: she always rejects me
NaDe: sad.
NaDe: it's true
NaDe: you're not that great.
Ki D: see?
NaDe: listen, grace is an asshole.
NaDe: omg
NaDe: she just wrote that
Ki D: yeah
Ki D: I figured
NaDe: do u feel like u're talking to a schizo
Ki D: sounds more like her than you
NaDe: that was grace typing
Ki D: sorta
Ki D: The sad part is this conversation is only slightly less coherent and random than if I talked to you people sober
Ki D: hahahhahahaha
NaDe: LOL
....
NaDe: tim is trying to say something
NaDe: i think he may be too drunk
NaDe: he kept pointing at the screen
NaDe: saying "if i was you....something, something...."
NaDe: come back here to bear his half white/half chin(ese) babies
NaDe: mixed with your pinay pride
NaDe: (kissyface)
NaDe: :-D
Ki D: LOL
Ki D: you guys are nuts
Ki D: hahahahha
Ki D: but oh so funny
Ki D: I will come visit soon
NaDe: we at least need you back to mix blue martinis
NaDe: blue martinis
...
NaDe: i'll be living with sj and jackie :-/
NaDe: it'll be AWESOME
NaDe: dark skinned asians. again!
Ki D: HAHAHAH
NaDe: yes, grace is not at all skeptical or worried
NaDe: seriously
NaDe: you dark kinds are the BLURST
NaDe: best/worst, but mostly worst
Ki D: sad
Ki D: so why do you want me back?
Ki D: hahahahah
NaDe: b/c tim wants you back
NaDe: i think you guys have some unfinished business?
NaDe: grace is having too much to drink
NaDe: graced doesnt need booze to tell the truth!
NaDe: grace is graced and grace is a grace of a gracing grace
NaDe: so dont grace this up, grace ass graceass
NaDe: mofo.
NaDe: hrmph
NaDe: tim's in love with you
Ki D: LOL
Ki D: man, you guys must be sooooooo faded
NaDe: tim is tickling grace
NaDe: and i think she's dying
Ki D: LOL
Ki D: don't you people have work tomorrow?
Ki D: hahahahaha
NaDe: they might have gotten inspired by me taking it off today
Ki D: so basically if I go back to LA, I'll spend my nights taking shots and then have to wake up for work the next day ? :- P
Ki D: hahahah
NaDe: hmm
NaDe: probably not
NaDe: but every once in a hwile
NaDe: grace attacked tim with a 5 pound weight
NaDe: and the couch displaced
NaDe: they're crazy
Ki D: AHHAHAHAH
NaDe: how do the vietnamese learn to lie?!?!?!
NaDe: wuteva!!!
Ki D: how did grace even lift the weight?
Ki D: her arm didn't break off?
NaDe: you shall die
NaDe: with the most meager way possible
NaDe: i will throw grains of rice at you til you can no longer take it
Ki D: hahahahhaha
Ki D: chinese rice torture?
NaDe: i suppose

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Pavy in D.C.:
pavy: dude, i got sooo drunk last night
pavy: i woke up and realized i couldn't remember how i got home
Ki D: LOL
pavy: i think it's scary that you can still function when you're that drunk and not remember later
Ki D: welllll ... that depends on your definition of "function"
pavy: well apparently i was still talking and once i got home i took out my contacts and everything
Ki D: lol
Ki D: but how were you talking?
Ki D: coz I've heard some of the sh*t that comes outta your mouth when you're drunk, and I'm not sure it qualifies as talking
Ki D: babbling maybe ... :-P
pavy: hahahahahaahs
Ki D: jk jk

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Eddie in Sparta, Greece:

Capt: I just finished 24 hours of drinking
KiD: Crazy bear!
Capt: Well that includes recovery time
Capt: I just had a nap, but the morning was a bitch.
KiD: yeah, I bet.

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Guess I'll have to jump on the bandwagon and get trashed on my birthday =P Just keeeeeeding ...