Interesting ...
It's true ... I have a couple work husbands and a work wife. How funny!
"While the job of work husband isn’t too taxing, it requires an extensive commitment (just like a real marriage). Fred’s main job is to provide snacks when I’m hungry as well as chocolate when I’m not dieting. He also listens to me vent about anything and everything work and family related. Fred has an extensive supply of aspirin, ibuprofen and antacids, which I raid on a regular basis."
Joseph's words:"hehehe, so im here so u can vent. im here to feed u. im also here to give u my doggie," Exactly. Although, Joseph recently threatened to file for divorce when I refused to say "Harrrroooow" to him because he denied us doggies. But I was clever and claimed custody of Tiger Bear ... muahahah
iLLson is ma SHUGA daddy and my running buddy. I pick up his stuff from work when he's not in the office and, sometimes, I pick up iLLSon himself to drive him home or to the shuttle. Actually, maybe that simply makes me his work wife ...
haha sucka! I bet Wilson wishes he never took this pic.He really looks like a sugar daddy tho in it, doesn't he?
"The people we make fun of (at work)are the people we don’t want to become. By telling a work spouse who we aren’t, we’re telling her who we are. ... Admittedly, the intimacy of a work marriage is often based on stuff that no one else would get. With your work spouse, it’s all inside jokes and finely honed impersonations that can never be fully appreciated by an outsider. It is the very essence of You Had to Be There. Although a lot of work-spousal activity happens in public places—at a conference table, in a meeting—the mental place you go to in those moments is a zone that no one else, other than you and your work spouse, will ever enter. When someone you both hate does something profoundly annoying or stupid, you look at each other instinctively, move an eyelash or swallow a certain way, and everything is thoroughly grokked and agreed."
The previous passage decribes Shannon, my work wife. Shannon I commute, lunch, and gym together. I think I spend more time with her than anyone else. My goal is to make her a nicer person. Her goal is to make me a meaner one. I've already announced my intent to steal her from Andy. Andy has agreed, stating, "for a price ... for a price."
Wait a minute, does that mean I am a work polygamist? :-/



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